Monday, 1 September 2008

Heidi Montag - Overdosin'


Heidi Montag’s second foray into the world of Pop sounds like she’s ripped it from Victoria Beckham’s last release. Maybe not the best route to take to the Hall of Fame, eh Heidi? Little Miss Hills gushes that she’s “overdosin’ on your love”. Just think, that someone is none other than Spencer villain-of-reality-TV Pratt. Luckily for us viewers (listeners, there’s no escape...) Spencer Pratt/Prat (delete as applicable) has relinquished his filming skills this time round, handing over the job to some other equally deaf/dumb/retarded spazzo. The twice-released vid (due to a technical glitch to do with lip-synching. What? Lip-synching? Never. That’s only Ashlee Simpson right?) again tea leafs another Pop predecessor. Shame 20-whatever Montag’s 80s retro throwback isn’t a lycra swatch on 50-year old Madonna’s ‘Hung-Up’ spectacle. And of course those breasts are clearly as pert as Madonna’s conical tits from weight-lifting at her glitzy LA gym. Someone feed Heidi some more drugs. The girl’s so ditzy on $40 Area cocktails she won’t even know you’ve spiked her.

Watch if you can be bothered http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDt7vKhO9Fs.

Watch this for some real 80s gymtastic action http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pvy_uJxJ_-g

Atmosphere - Trying To Find A Balance


With its ‘Cold as Ice’ meets The Stranglers guitar intro, Atmopshere seem to do just what they say they do: ‘Try to find a balance’. Diss this bro and he’ll get all eloquent on yo’ ass, spittin’ bare defensive rhymes like Gerard Way given a drum machine after listening to a few spins of Linkin Park and Fiddy Cent. Gangsta? As gangsta as Lily “council-estate” Allen on a booze-bruised night out.